~Keep Moving~ ?Forward?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
asgardian-god
supey

remember: if you’re attending a school that gives you a .edu email address, you can upgrade your amazon.com account to prime for free by going on and choosing the college/student membership. that means you get the prime 2-day shipping and even some textbook discounts (not to mention AFAIK you enjoy the amazon instant access for free for the duration of your edu email being active)

redhoodsandbloodyhearts

well at least someone is looking out for students

pides

also counts if you’re in the uk and have an .ac.uk address

reference school
lesbianbabs
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

frostlands

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

leupagus

VAMPIREDUDE:
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME:
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE:
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME:
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE:
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME:
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

krazykitsune

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

harblkun

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The Sun will go down eventually!

fractalacidfairy

Omg

I love this reference vampires
blue--bells
frank-the-amazhang

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL THESE TV SHOWS BASED OFF THEIR MOVIES

AND THEY HAD LIKE RIDICULOUS CROSSOVERS

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YES, THAT IS HERCULES WITH ALADDIN

AND THEY HAD THESE NEW VILLAINS

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(Lady La from Legend of Tarzan)

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(NOS-4-A4 from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)

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(Mozenrath from Aladdin)

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AND THEY HAD LIKE DARK VERSIONS OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND IT WAS RLY TRIPPY. THAT’S LIKE DARK JANE THERE FROM LEGEND OF TARZAN

AND THIS ONE’S CHAOS ALADDIN

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AND HERE’S EVIL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

AND THESE WERE ACTUAL EPISODE TITLES THAT WERE RIDICULOUS PUNS

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SORRY FOR THAT LONG POST BUT JUST

I REMEMBERED THESE TODAY AND I LOST IT

ok but Dark Jane tho Disney I miss these also Lady La was amazing I loved her reference